The Sandbag Blog - Why?

“I want to read a blog about sandbags,” said no one ever. Maybe it was just an idea that turned into something more. Perhaps we had some sandbags around, and someone said, “Hey, can I rent your sandbags?” Why did we have sandbags laying around in the first place? Who has a hobby of collecting bags of dirt, or in our case, sand? Now I guess this blog can serve as a way to talk about a very boring subject like a bag of sand, or it could just be a secret ploy to write the word sandbag many times so we can rank higher on the web. Insert evil laugh here.

IF you thought this would be a snooty well written piece that described how professional we are, you would be wrong. We are not “smarticle.” We were too cool for school. This is why we offer sandbags instead of rocket ships. There are over 1.5 billion websites out there, and our story is not what will separate us from the rest. It is highly doubtful that any human will even see this page. As long as it helps raise us to the top, then it will have served its purpose.

To be clear, the agenda is to ramble on about the sandbag that we offer and how awesome it is. You may even read the slogan” Do you even Lift BRO? If you have gotten this far, then we thank you. Please tell a friend to read this, and share a link or something. You may not care about sandbags, but sandbags are our LIFE!