Accounting Sandbags.

Now, you might wonder, "Why would a sandbag need to brush his teeth?" Well, in Fabricville, every citizen, regardless of their material, had to maintain good hygiene. One day, the Mayor of Fabricville, a wise old blanket named Mayor Quilt, announced that Dental Health Week was approaching and every resident must demonstrate their tooth-brushing skills.

Given the sandbag's potential for expressive movement, it could perform interpretive dance where storytelling through movement is key. The sandbag might use its ability to change shape subtly to convey complex emotions or narratives without the need for elaborate costumes or props.

Sand is often associated with time, especially in the form of an hourglass. A tattoo of an hourglass with sand flowing could represent the transient nature of the sandbag's use

If a black sandbag were personified as a skateboarder, here's how its unique characteristics might translate into skateboarding tricks

A laugh that's part "heh-heh" and part "swoosh-swoosh"

Sandbags in college?